Taking the boiled bunny-stance of jilted lovers, Oklahoma Natural Gas—ONG, if you will—wants to inflict financial harm on you and your loved ones to the tune of an oddly specific $687.50 if you decide to break up with them.
According to a recent article in The Oklahoman, people who decide to switch from natural gas to, say, modern and efficient electric heating, will be billed with final retribution and extreme prejudice by ONG and, more than likely, receive numerous threatening phone calls when it can’t be paid on time. Yikes!
From the Oklahoman: