Back in October of 2020, the Oklahoma Internet collectively threw up its lunch after a married pair of black market urologists known as “The Eunuch Makers” were arrested following a botched surgery in their ramshackle AIRBNB castration cabin in the Oklahoma backwoods.
To make the story even more gruesome and clickable, the victim also claimed the castrator's collected and saved the discarded human body parts from their procedures for possible consumption, probably in the form of a trail mix or sausage.
Since then, the Eunuch Makers – Bobby Lee Allen and Thomas Evans Gates – have been waiting for their day in court. Now, thanks to the dogged reporting of Nolan Clay – the castration beat reporter for The Oklahoman – we've learned that the younger of the two Enuch Makers has agreed to testify against the other: