Whether you're a right-wing wacko or left-wing snowflake, we've found a hot and witty new clothing item that belongs in your wardrobe.
Earlier this week, Jackson Lahmeyer – the alt-right insurrectionist theocrat challenging James Lankford for the US Senate - recently unveiled a line of "Yank The Lank" campaign t-shirts.
He's even been running Facebook ads in an effort to sell them:
As I've stated in the past, I'm not a fan of Jackson Lahmeyer. Any human who makes James Lankford look like a sane and reasonable choice for the US Senate obviously has some issues, and isn't mentally competent enough to serve in public office.
That being said, I do admire that he's immature enough to go with a double entendre campaign slogan that also serves as a euphemism for what James Lankford does each night while thumbing through a Pentecostal fashion magazine!
In fact, I think Jackson Lahmeyer should launch a whole line of James Lankford masturbation-euphemism apparel! It would be an instant collector's item. What election-denying insurrection wouldn't want to own and wear a Wank the Lank, Crank the Lank, and of course, Spank the Lank custom t-shirt.