On the morning of July 4th, I was laying in my bed in my mom's basement, scrolling through my phone while dealing with a reoccurrence of diverticulitis, when a Twitter post reminded me it was the 5th anniversary of Kevin Durant's decision to fire a Roman candle into the ass of all Oklahoma City Thunder fans, and announce he was fleeing Tornado Alley for one named after silicon instead.
Always the Internet troll / bitter scorned lover, I took about 15-seconds to send off the following tweet:
Happy 4th of July, or as we call it in Oklahoma, “@KDTrey5 is a fake tough guy two-faced quitter coward day.”
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) July 4, 2021