For this reason, many Oklahomans likely still feel uneasy facing the public without a face covering. Thankfully, Patrick and I have created a handy dandy guide for navigating this new normal.
Here’s the official TLO guide for spotting an unvaccinated Okie!
Poor Cell Reception
This is because A) they probably live in rural Oklahoma or B) They destroyed all the 5G towers. – Hayley
They just sold you a knife at Old Paris Flea Market
In all fairness, anyone who has a booth at Old Paris Flea Market likely has immunity to all viruses and bacteria, minus the gum disease gingivitis. – Patrick
No Tan Lines or Mask-ne
People choosing to go maskless after becoming vaccinated usually have 14 months’ worth of acne scars and tan lines to even out. I have a sneaking suspicion that a Venn diagram of those who are choosing to go unvaccinated and anti-maskers is a perfect circle. – Hayley
They're in a stroller
Most people in strollers are too young to have the vaccine, but in Oklahoma, you never know. – Patrick
This is just an educated guess. – Hayley
They're speaking at the OKC "Freedom" Rally
Give Oklahoma Republicans credit. They've found someone crazy enough to make James Lankford look like a center-right moderate. – Patrick