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David Payne attacked by giant 3D weather dong!

7:07 AM EDT on April 30, 2021

The Lost Ogle would like to send our sincere condolences and best wishes to News 9 Chief Meteorological Fearmonger David Payne after he was attacked by a 3D Severe Weather Dong during Wednesday night's severe weather live theatre.

Here's a photo of the incident via Reddit:


We checked with News 9 and David is at home recovering from the incident. I asked for his home address so I could send him a Patricia's care package, but the receptionist wouldn't give it to me.

As far as severe weather dongs go, this one is an instant classic. It stands on the same upright pedestal as these classics:

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If you spot any severe weather dongs during May, please send them our way. Or just post it on Reddit. Either way, stay with The Lost Ogle. We'll keep you advised.

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