[It's Always Sunny In Oklahoma, Season 114. Cue Sweet Dee walking into the Cock 'O the Walk]
"GUESS WHAT, BITCHES? IT'S ALLERGY SEASON!"
This state is a bastion of horrible things floating in the air that will make you feel like your body is dying from the inside. Between the weather, politics, and allergens, it can seem like Oklahoma is actively trying to weaken and kill us day by day.