[It's Always Sunny In Oklahoma, Season 114. Cue Sweet Dee walking into the Cock 'O the Walk]
"GUESS WHAT, BITCHES? IT'S ALLERGY SEASON!"
This state is a bastion of horrible things floating in the air that will make you feel like your body is dying from the inside. Between the weather, politics, and allergens, it can seem like Oklahoma is actively trying to weaken and kill us day by day.
Now that spring done dang sprung, we're coming out of ice storm season into feeling sick all the time and waiting for the next killer storm. But no fear, dear reader, we've got some tips to help you through it:
Burn Your Bradford Pears