:Exaggerated Big Bopper Voice:
'HELLLLOOOOOO BAAAAABY!'
You know what that means! It's Sweet 16 time, and some of these candidates could end up wearing Chantilly Lace, and others could go down in a plane crash. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
You can view the updated Ogle Madness bracket here. We're tipping things off in the Northeast Region, which features battles between two mayors and a couple of small-town country girls
Let's get started:
(8) David Holt vs (12) Breea Clark
(2) Joleen Chaney vs (3) Reba McEntire
(8) David Holt
Last Round: Defeated (1) Joe Exotic 235 (52%) to 207 (47%) votes
Who: The Tall Cool Thin Young Moderate Mayor of Oklahoma City who takes front and center credit for everything good, but not as much bad, and is basically a tourism salesman for OKC.
Biggest Strength: Strong selfie powers, very good at using social media to let the national media know he’s doing good, important work, and that Oklahoma City is indeed a business-friendly, gentrifiedly-golden oasis.
Biggest Weakness: Constantly lamenting that the reasons he can’t achieve things citizens ask for is ‘Well, that’s not my job.”
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(12) Breea Clark
Last Round: Defeated (4) Lu Dort 262 (59%) to 181 (41%) votes
Who: The youngest female mayor in Norman history.
Biggest Strength: Defeating the Unite Norman C.H.U.D.S. in an election recall attempt.
Biggest Weakness: The first thing that pops up on her LinkedIn is JCPenny.
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(2) Joleen Chaney
Last Round: Defeated (10) Barbie Doll 355 (82%) to 78 (18%) votes
Who: KFOR evening anchor and Ogle Madness legend
Biggest Strength: One of the biggest bosses in Oklahoma newscasting
Biggest Weakness: Watermelon seeds
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(3) Reba McEntire
Last Round: Defeated (6) Mike Morgan 294 (68%) to 141 (32%) votes
Who: Oklahoma’s reigning country music queen
Biggest Strength: Outside of her music, she was in motherfucking TREMORS and had a sitcom for four years.
Biggest Weakness: She had to play Colonel Sanders in a KFC commercial.
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