In an effort to stick it to the libs in Colorado, pander to right-wing ranchers across Oklahoma, and solidify our ranking as a Top 10 State for Obesity, Governor Stitt recently put on his big cowboy hat and declared March 21st - 27th as Oklahoma Eat Meat Week.
Yeah, that's right – Eat Meat Week. Because if there's one thing Oklahomans need, it's more reminders to eat meat.
Here's Governor Meat Sweat's video about the announcement:
First of all, who gives a fuck that Colorado had a "meatless holiday?" How does that make them "anti-rancher?" As Confucius once said, "You can't have steak every day." Plus, Kevin Stitt's the same guy who declared a day of fasting in December to combat the Coronavirus. By his own twisted logic, I guess that makes him anti-rancher and anti-farmer.
Also, I'm starting to think the only reason Kevin Stitt ran for governor is so he could prance around in officially-licensed state-issued outdoor apparel. Whether he's cosplaying cowboy at the fairgrounds, or hitting the slopes in Santa Fe after declaring an emergency in Oklahoma, it seems like he always has a fresh new jacket with his name on it ready and on stand-by.
Here's another social media post about MEAT ALL WEEK:
Yikes, I think Kevin Stitt's message to eat meet worked a little too well. Just look at that guy in the background:
I wonder what cut of meat he's dreaming about? Hopefully we never find out.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy meat week and eat a lot of meat. Stay with The Lost Ogle. We'll keep you advised.