Your NCAA bracket is most definitely broken, but if you took the overdogs, your Ogle Madness XIII bracket is probably doing fine. Not too many upsets yet, but this thing is early and we've got plenty more action this week.
Here's this morning's contenders:
(1) Emily Sutton vs (8) Jim Inhofe
(4) Gwen Stefani vs (5) Pioneer Woman
(3) Cannibalistic Castrators vs (6) David Payne
(2) Lacey Swope vs (7) Spencer Rattler
(1) Emily Sutton
Last Round: Defeated (16) Dana Plato’s Old RV 429 (81%) to 101 (19%)
Who: Oklahoma’s most beloved weatherperson
Biggest Strength: Can absolutely whip your ass in a triathlon
Biggest Weakness: Is probably too nice to actually fist fight you
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(8) Jim Inhofe
Last Round: Defeated (9) James Lankford 288 (58%) to 209 (42%)
Who: Dinosaur Republican state senator
Biggest Strength: Longevity
Biggest Weakness: Critical Thinking
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(4) Gwen Stefani
Last Round: Defeated (13) Chris West 426 (81%) to 101 (19%)
Who: International pop star who used to be in a ska band
Biggest Strength: When she’s at a spelling bee, she can ace the word ‘BANANAS’ every single time
Biggest Weakness: She moved from Orange County to Tishomingo
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(5) Pioneer Woman
Last Round: Defeated (12) Oklahoma Logo 315 (60%) to 215 (40%)
Who: Oklahoma’s favorite homespun food blogger and television show host
Biggest Strength: Having an empire that stretches from blog to cookbooks to Teflon pans
Biggest Weakness: I’ve tried her cornbread recipe twice and it sucked
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(3) Cannibalistic Castrators
Last Round: Defeated (14) Leslie NesSmith 412 (76%) to 131 (24%)
Who: Backwoods couple who made a business from cutting off other guys’ balls
Biggest Strength: Discovering the ultimate form of prairie oysters
Biggest Weakness: Their AIRBNB could use some sprucing up
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(6) David Payne
Last Round: Defeated (11) Markwayne Mullin 423 (76%) to 131 (24%) votes
Who: News 9’s Chief Meteorologist
Biggest Strength: One of the biggest kings of the weather dongs
Biggest Weakness: Getting caught not wearing a mask in public
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(2) Lacey Swope
Last Round: Defeated (15) Nathan Dahm 495 (91%) to 51 (9%) votes
Who: News 9 Weather personality
Biggest Strength: As long as she has her crossbow, she is fearless of 30-50 feral hogs
Biggest Weakness: Venison
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(7) Spencer Rattler
Last Round: Defeated (10) Cade Cunningham 272 (51%) to 266 (49%) votes
Who: Starting QB for University of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Arm strength and pinpoint accuracy
Biggest Weakness: Pocket awareness
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Check back in for round 2 of the Midwestern Bracket this afternoon!
