Welcome back, friends! The tourney continues, and we've got some a few strange and sometimes villainous match-ups for you today. We're playing in Altus today. Tick your votes in and we'll see who makes it to the next round!
Your contestants:
(6) David Payne vs (11) Markwayne Mullin
(3) Cannibalistic Castrators vs (14) Leslie NesSmith
(7) Spencer Rattler vs (10) Cade Cunningham
(2) Lacey Swope vs (15) Nathan Dahm
(6) David Payne
Who: News 9's Chief Meteorologist
Biggest Strength: One of the biggest kings of the weather dongs
Biggest Weakness: Getting caught not wearing a mask in public
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(11) Markwayne Mullin
Who: Classic Derplahoman congressperson
Biggest Strength: He can grow a patchy beard that resembles Chuck Norris's face mane
Biggest Weakness: Shits his pants when the rioters he helped rile up come for him
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(3) Cannibalistic Castrators
Who: Backwoods couple who made a business from cutting off other guys' balls
Biggest Strength: Discovering the ultimate form of prairie oysters
Biggest Weakness: Their AIRBNB could use some sprucing up
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(14) Leslie NesSmith
Who: Wacko Political Extremist from Edmond
Biggest Strength: Teaching others how to prepare for the next Civil War
Biggest Weakness: Couldn't even be radical enough to beat Stephanie Bice
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(7) Spencer Rattler
Who: Starting QB for University of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Arm strength and pinpoint accuracy
Biggest Weakness: Pocket awareness
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(10) Cade Cunningham
Who: OSU point guard who is one of the best in the game
Biggest Strength: Probably gonna be the first pick in the next NBA draft
Biggest Weakness: His name sounds like it belongs in a naughty limerick
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(2) Lacey Swope
Who: News 9 Weather personality
Biggest Strength: As long as she has her crossbow, she is fearless of 30-50 feral hogs
Biggest Weakness: Venison
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(15) Nathan Dahm
Who: Leading Derplahoma Senator from Broken Arrow
Biggest Strength: Writing pandering, attention-getting right-wing legislation
Biggest Weakness: Probably has a small penis
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