Welcome back, friends! The tourney continues, and we've got some a few strange and sometimes villainous match-ups for you today. We're playing in Altus today. Tick your votes in and we'll see who makes it to the next round!
Your contestants:
(6) David Payne vs (11) Markwayne Mullin
(3) Cannibalistic Castrators vs (14) Leslie NesSmith
(7) Spencer Rattler vs (10) Cade Cunningham
(2) Lacey Swope vs (15) Nathan Dahm
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(6) David Payne
Who: News 9's Chief Meteorologist
Biggest Strength: One of the biggest kings of the weather dongs
Biggest Weakness: Getting caught not wearing a mask in public
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(11) Markwayne Mullin
Who: Classic Derplahoman congressperson
Biggest Strength: He can grow a patchy beard that resembles Chuck Norris's face mane
Biggest Weakness: Shits his pants when the rioters he helped rile up come for him
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(3) Cannibalistic Castrators
Who: Backwoods couple who made a business from cutting off other guys' balls
Biggest Strength: Discovering the ultimate form of prairie oysters
Biggest Weakness: Their AIRBNB could use some sprucing up
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(14) Leslie NesSmith
Who: Wacko Political Extremist from Edmond
Biggest Strength: Teaching others how to prepare for the next Civil War
Biggest Weakness: Couldn't even be radical enough to beat Stephanie Bice
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(7) Spencer Rattler
Who: Starting QB for University of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Arm strength and pinpoint accuracy
Biggest Weakness: Pocket awareness
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(10) Cade Cunningham
Who: OSU point guard who is one of the best in the game
Biggest Strength: Probably gonna be the first pick in the next NBA draft
Biggest Weakness: His name sounds like it belongs in a naughty limerick
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(2) Lacey Swope
Who: News 9 Weather personality
Biggest Strength: As long as she has her crossbow, she is fearless of 30-50 feral hogs
Biggest Weakness: Venison
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(15) Nathan Dahm
Who: Leading Derplahoma Senator from Broken Arrow
Biggest Strength: Writing pandering, attention-getting right-wing legislation
Biggest Weakness: Probably has a small penis
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