We're on day three of Ogle Madness XIII and moving onto the other side of the bracket. Today we'll be voting on matchups from the vaunted Western Region, which contains some classic heavy hitters and former champions. Check-in later today for the lower bracket.
Right now, we've got:
(1) Emily Sutton vs (16) Dana Plato's Old RV
(8) Jim Inhofe vs (9) James Lankford
(4) Gwen Stefani vs (13) Chris West
(5) Pioneer Woman vs (12) Oklahoma Logo
(1) Emily Sutton
Who: Oklahoma's most beloved weatherperson
Biggest Strength: Can absolutely whip your ass in a triathlon
Biggest Weakness: Is probably too nice to actually fist fight you
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(16) Dana Plato's Old RV
What: The vehicle where Different Strokes star Dan Plato passed while staying in Moore
Biggest Strength: Holds its resale value.
Biggest Weakness: Possibly haunted.
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(8)Jim Inhofe
Who: Dinosaur Republican state senator
Biggest Strength: Longevity
Biggest Weakness: Critical Thinking
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(9) James Lankford
Who: Former Falls Creek director turned US Senator
Biggest Strength: High cheekbones, a strong sense of unfounded moral superiority
Biggest Weakness: He still shows undying fealty for a president who was driven out like a snake
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(4) Gwen Stefani
Who: International pop star who used to be in a ska band
Biggest Strength: When she's at a spelling bee, she can ace the word 'BANANAS' every single time
Biggest Weakness: She moved from Orange County to Tishomingo
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(13) Chris West
Who: Canadian County sheriff who stormed the US Capitol
Biggest Strength: His cowboy cosplay is absolutely on point and would get him into any rodeo
Biggest Weakness: Looks like he robs stagecoaches
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(5) Pioneer Woman
Who: Oklahoma's favorite homespun food blogger and television show host
Biggest Strength: Having an empire that stretches from blog to cookbooks to Teflon pans
Biggest Weakness: I've tried her cornbread recipe twice and it sucked
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(12) Oklahoma Logo
Who: The generic new badge for the state that we commissioned, for some reason
Biggest Strength: Well, it's probably the most colorful thing in this bracket
Biggest Weakness: It's unnecessary, ugly, and looks like a gas station logo
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Vote now, and we'll have the lower bracket up later today!
