We're back this afternoon with the rest of the Southeastern Bracket. There are a few heavyweights, but as always with Ogle Madness, you can't rule out the dark horses. Stranger things have happened, so vote with your gut and may the best player win.
These matchups are all being played in Idabel:
(6) Jabee vs (11) Stephanie Bice
(3) Olivia Munn vs (14) Aleksej Pokusevski
(7) October Ice Storm 2020 vs (10) Snowpacalypse 2021
(2) Kelsey Kernstine vs (15) Crazy Carol Hefner
(6) Jabee
Who: Rapper, activist, jack of all trades
Biggest Strength: Not only can he spit bars, he walked 131 miles as an act of social justice to free Julius Jones
Biggest Weakness: His last album title was twelve words
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(11) Stephanie Bice
Who: Hypocritical OK 5th District Congressional Representative
Biggest Strength: Staying firm in uniting the MAGA camp
Biggest Weakness: IPAs
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(3) Olivia Munn
Who: One of Oklahoma's most famous and magnetic actresses
Biggest Strength: She was in a goddamn X-Men movie, that's credentials enough
Biggest Weakness: Couldn't make it work with QB Aaron Rogers
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(14) Aleksej Pokusevski
Who: 19-year-old Serbian rookie for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Second youngest player to hit five 3-pointers in an NBA game, after LeBron James
Biggest Weakness: He looks like he's never been outside in his entire life
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(7) October Ice Storm 2020
Who: The intense ice storm in Late-October that OG&E wasn't prepared for
Biggest Strength: Knocking out power for hundreds of thousands of people for two weeks or more
Biggest Weakness: Couldn't at least deliver a pleasant amount of fluffy snow that we could enjoy
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(10) Snowpacalypse 2021
Who: The intense arctic event in mid-February that OG&E wasn't prepared for
Biggest Strength: Blanketing the Oklahoma landscape with a winter wonderland
Biggest Weakness: Orphaned many robins
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(2) Kelsey Kernstine
Who: News 9 morning traffic reporter
Biggest Strength: Helping people without the Internet prepare for their morning commute
Biggest Weakness: Donuts
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(15) Crazy Carol Hefner
Who: Rich white wannabe OKC socialite
Biggest Strength: Making insane nut-job right-wing rants on Facebook
Biggest Weakness: Sliding into people's DM's
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Vote for your picks. We'll be back tomorrow with the Western Conference!
