Time to kick off the next section of the Ogle Madness XIII, today we'll be voting on the Southeast section. We're gonna have some weird match-ups, but there are plenty of sleeper picks that could take it all the way.
Either way, feelings will be hurt, and we're here for the bloodbath. Let's get to the contenders:
(1) Marla Morgan vs (16) ImageNet Consulting
(8) Eskimo Joes vs (9) Swadley's BBQ
(4) Lincoln Riley vs (13) Jeff Lowe
(5) Medical Marijuana vs (12) Steve Lackmeyer
(1) Marla Morgan
Who: A brave, elegant nurse, and a former Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Sending TLO cougar pics
Biggest Weakness: She can't convince her husband into wearing sensible ties
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(16) ImageNet Consulting
Who: An OKC based 'technology company'
Biggest Strength: Trying to rip off the stimulus checks from employees
Biggest Weakness: Walking back trying to rip off the stimulus checks from employees
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(8) Eskimo Joes
Who: A restaurant from Stillwater that makes hamburgers and cheese fries
Biggest Strength: Selling branded t-shirts and plastic trophy cups
Biggest Weakness: Their mascot has some intense racist energy
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(9) Swadley's BBQ
Who: A local BBQ chain that slings ribs and brisket
Biggest Strength: Catering GOP Events
Biggest Weakness: Only 4 stars on Yelp, they could pick it up a notch
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(4) Lincoln Riley
Who: Head coach of the OU Sooners football team
Biggest Strength: Coaching QBs
Biggest Weakness: He's got the hairline of a 40-year-old British techno DJ
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(13) Jeff Lowe
Who: The conny guy who stole the zoo from Joe Exotic
Biggest Strength: Abusing animals
Biggest Weakness: Losing Joe Exotic's zoo
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(5) Medical Marijuana
Who: The booming new industry that lets us get the dank without going to some guy's house that smells like cat pee and makes us listen to reggae
Biggest Strength: It's legal weed, and the quality can be incredible now
Biggest Weakness: Munchies and panic attacks
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(12) Steve Lackmeyer
Who: Longtime writer for The Oklahoman
Biggest Strength: Can tell you anything you want to know about any old building Downtown. Also, a soup expert
Biggest Weakness: Not a very good art critic
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Tune in later this afternoon for the Southeast Lower Bracket!
