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Governor Stitt lifts all non-existent Oklahoma COVID-19 restrictions!

10:29 AM EDT on March 16, 2021

Good news, my fellow Oklahomans!

Our esteemed governor announced last week that, due to his amazing leadership over the last year, COVID-19 cases are down enough for him to justify lifting all state-wide COVID-19 restrictions!

Yes, it’s been a long time coming, my friends. We're finally free from those oppressive government pandemic restrictions. I can’t wait to experience the freedom that comes from living in a state with no mandates.

In fact, here are seven things we can do now with COVID-19 restrictions being lifted!