Last week, our esteemed Governor, Kevin Stitt, announced that the state will no longer be publishing the White House Coronavirus Task Force’s weekly report, which usually includes individualized recommendations for states to best handle the goddang global pandemic that I’m still pissed didn’t magically disappear at midnight on the 31st.
While Stitt alluded to reducing redundancy in publishing national COVID-19 statistics as the reason he decided to decline the reports, we think there’s more to it than that. Here are the 7 real reasons why Governor Stitt wants to keep the COVID-19 reports secret!
The White House Officials are being mean to him
Between the the mean ole ER nurses and Internet trolls who dragged him for taking his kids out to eat in a crowded restaurant during a goddang global pandemic, Stitt has had it up to his right eyebrow with bullies. He’s not taking that negativity into 2021 because he’s not bringing the Task Force report into 2021.