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Cannibalistic Black Market Castrators Arrested In Eastern Oklahoma…

11:53 AM EDT on October 22, 2020

Here's a story from Oklahoma that even Joe Exotic would think is nuts!

Earlier this week, the happily married couple pictured above – Bobby Lee Allen, 53, and Thomas Evans Gates, 42 – were arrested after they botched a "surgical procedure" at their makeshift black-market castration clinic located in the backwoods of eastern Oklahoma.

That sentence, on its own, is enough to make this story a typical "Only in Oklahoma" classic, but as you know, we're in 2020, and nothing is typical anymore.