Week One of the 2020 college football season is officially in the books, and it's safe to say we've already learned a few things about the Oklahoma Sooners.
1) Spencer Rattler looks the part. Sure, the competition was inferior, but the ball zipped off his arm like a laser-guided missile. Barring injury, or a job at Big Red Sports and Imports, it looks like OU has another Heisman caliber QB on its roster.
2) Dumb OU Students Don't Care About Coronavirus. Just as OSU students taught us why we shouldn't open college campuses, OU students reminded us why we probably shouldn't be treated to the joy and privilege of college football. Just check out this video of an off-campus pre-game party taken by Norman Transcript reporter Reese Gorman:
That video has been viewed nearly 500,000 times and has caused quite a stir in the local Coronamania echo chamber. Those who support common-sense social distancing practices and public safety measures praised Reese for letting everyone know that dumb OU students were behaving exactly like we thought dumb OU students would behave before the game, while those in the online Covidiot brigade shamed and criticized Reese for letting everyone know that dumb OU students were behaving exactly like we thought dumb OU students would behave before the game.