Hot damn and hell yeah, my fellow Oklahomans! It’s about time for a 3-day weekend. This Labor Day, instead of spending your holiday cooped up inside “sheltering-in-place” from a global pandemic, ring in the last unofficial weekend of summer by celebrating your got-dang American right to rally behind your president! This Saturday, pack the ice and join your brethren at the Lake Eufaula for the Trump Boat Parade. I’m sure there will be a lot to take in at the rally, including some cool people, creative decorations, and clever boat names. In fact, here’s 10 boat names we’ll probably see at the Lake Eufaula Trump Boat Parade!
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