Late last night, the Ogle Mole Network lit up with dispatches that Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt had tested positive for COVID-19. The tips came from solid sources, but was impossible to confirm on record, so we went with this:
Ogle Mole Network chirping with rumors that a high-ranking state official has tested positive for Covid-19. If true, you heard it here first. If not, nevermind.
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) July 15, 2020