There's a lot of serious stuff going on in the world right now, and only a few million places in the world to read and write about it. As a result, I thought I'd focus on the craziest local news story of the week – OKC City Councilwoman JoBeth Hamon is a former pageant contestant!
Yes, that's right. The bike-riding, Bernie-loving, mop-topped progressive is apparently the former Miss Prineville from Oregon. We know this because she tweeted about it: