Halloween is technically next week, but since it's on a weekday, you can expect that all the fun Halloween blow-out parties will be this upcoming weekend. I will go on the record ad nauseam about it being the absolute greatest holiday, especially for parties. Not only do you get all the requisite candy and spooky decorations, but there's something about being in public in a costume that helps everyone to drop their inhibitions and let loose more than normal.
But what if you've made it this far into October without a costume and need something cheap, easy, and last-minute? I'm an expert about procrastinating until the day before the party and cobbling together some weird thrift store clothes and making it work, so here is a list of 10 lazy and mostly performative Oklahoma Halloween costumes that are timely for 2019: