Happy Monday, my fellow Oklahomans! We are approximately 400 days away from the next election for the President of the United States. Though we still have over a year until Oklahomans band together to try to prove to the rest of the country that we can’t put more thought behind a ballot than what it takes to mark the “straight party voting” option, candidates such as Beto O’Rourke, Corey Booker, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warran have already made stops to campaign in our state. But everyone knows that if you want to become president, it takes more than having a solid platform and actual plans to better our country to win the election. So here are 8 ways presidential candidates can pander to Oklahomans.
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