
We all know that Donald Trump is a cool guy. He's got a great haircut. His suits always fit well and don't look like they were made for three children standing on each other's shoulders so they can get into an R-rated movie. And his Twitter account is as entertaining as any of our favorite comedians, using clever zingers and one-liners and a command of the English language that puts TLO to shame.
But apparently, there's a push to get him out of office. I can't fathom why, he is the president, after all. It's an infallible position to be in, even if he didn't win the popular vote. I've been reading all of his hilarious and informative tweets, and it's pretty convincing that there is a witch hunt against him, because that's the way he described it and he's the president, so :shrugs: ? Like, the guy ran on a platform of 'draining the swamp,' so there is no possible way he is corrupt.
