It’s happened! You’ve finally received that golden ticket in the mail, which will take you on a magical trip to a place of pure herbal — and legal — medication: the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority (OMMA) card.
You feel lighter than Wayne Coyne in a bubble, floating amongst a sea of unique people's hands. In your haze of optimism, you let loose the secret, and now all your friends, family, roommates, old dudes, coworkers and cat want to know if you can hook them up. What can you say? “Hindsight is four-twenty,” a wise pothead once told me.