Although they're a shell of what they once were, Mazzio’s seems to be just about everyone’s favorite homegrown pizza buffet—I’m guessing it’s the ranch dressing—but I’ve never really cared for them, no matter how many free breadsticks they were giving away to protesting teachers.
Still, when they recently announced their swing towards newfound “healthier” options besides just the iceberg lettuce on the salad bar, many people, including myself, pricked up their ears to listen; it seems, by healthy, they mean those people who are on the latest weight-loss fad, the Keto Diet.