Welcome to the first round of the South region!
Here are this afternoon's matchups:
(1) Paul George vs. (16) Kevin Stitt's eyebrows
(8) The Franchise vs (9) The Sports Animal
(4) Darci Lynne Farmer vs (13) Joe Exotic
(5) Jesse Jane vs (12) Emily Virgin
We have some stiff competition when it comes Oklahoma icons. Some great, mostly strange. Vote to see who will be the champion
Vote after the jump!
(1) Paul George
Who: Former L.A. Laker turned OKC Thunder player
Biggest Strength: A six-time NBA All-Star Defense
Biggest Weakness: Republican Fundraisers
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(16) Kevin Stitt's Eyebrows
Who: Nesting face caterpillars
Biggest Strength: Aggressive enough to destroy his enemies
Biggest Weakness: Keeps Stitt's head too warm for summer
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(8) The Franchise
Who: Local sports radio station
Biggest Strength: Broadcasts OU Football games
Biggest Weakness: Andrew Gilman
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(9) The Sports Animal
Who: Local sports radio station
Biggest Strength: Broadcasts Thunder games
Biggest Weakness: Regular Jim Traber
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(4) Darci Lynne Farmer
Who: America's Got Talent winner
Biggest Strength: Competition-winning ventriloquism
Biggest Weakness: Ventriloquism is only popular with children and serial killers
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(13) Joe Exotic
Who: Former tiger zoo operator, aspiring politician, and alleged murder-for-hire conspirator
Biggest Strength: A golden mullet and tiger army
Biggest Weakness: Being broke as shit
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(5) Jesse Jane vs (12) Emily Virgin
Who: Adult-film star
Biggest Strength: Oklahoma Sooners fan
Biggest Weakness: Can't handle her liquor
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(12) Emily Virgin
Who: Oklahoma House of Representatives Minority Leader
Biggest Strength: Common sense and a good moral compass
Biggest Weakness: Parks and Rec
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