Today is the third day of the end all, be all competition that is Ogle Madness! Cast your vote this afternoon and see who will achieve victory.
Here are this afternoon's matchups:
(6) Abigail Ogle vs. (11) Speaker McCall
(3) OKC Cock Ring vs (14) Kendal Frayer
(7) Battison Honda Girl vs (10) Scott from Scott's Motor Cars
(2) Lincoln Riley vs (15) Mike Stoops
You know you're here for the funny, odd, and somewhat macabre. We are here for your needs, wants and desires!
Vote after the jump!
(6) Abigail Ogle
Who: KOCO co-anchor
Biggest Strength: Career-protected through Ogle Dynasty
Biggest Weakness: Buying Twitter followers under the Ogle Bros. shadow
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(11) Speaker McCall
Who: Asshole with a legislative microphone
Biggest Strength: State Capitol metal detectors
Biggest Weakness: Teachers
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(3) OKC Cock Ring
Who: The best art Oklahoma City has to offer
Biggest Strength: Perfect photo-ops
Biggest Weakness: The person who thought it was a great idea
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(14) Kendal Frayer
Who: Wannabe local Instagram model from the Key
Biggest Strength: Affluence
Biggest Weakness: Augmentation
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(7) Battison Honda Girl
Who: Local blonde lady selling shitty cars
Biggest Strength: Outfits too tight to breathe
Biggest Weakness: Reading cue cards
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(10) Scott from Scott's Motor Cars
Who: Ed Hardy Bro selling discount cars
Biggest Strength: Aggressive sales pitches
Biggest Weakness: Jersey Shore cast member high on mescaline
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(2) Lincoln Riley vs (15) Mike Stoops
Who: The new face of Sooner Football
Biggest Strength: Great offensive strategy
Biggest Weakness: Defense remains trash
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(15) Mike Stoops
Who: Former OU Defensive Coordinator coach
Biggest Strength: Letting other teams score
Biggest Weakness: Teaching people how to tackle
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