I can't believe they cancelled school today because of the cold. Why, in my day, we'd have to go to school every day, no matter what. Even when the temperatures dropped below freezing, we'd sit in the barracks in an underfunded school and have the substitute teacher for Oklahoma history put on a VHS copy of 'Remember the Titans.' Kids these days are too soft if they can't even show up at high school and miss out on the business math teacher, who is also the girl's volleyball coach, talk about his favorite BBQ restaurant in Sapulpa.
Free Trees!