Earlier this week, the new Show Biz Cinema Superplex in Edmond celebrated its grand opening with a lavish ribbon cutting ceremony.
The event featured a who's who guest list of local dignitaries, media heads, and most importantly, Oklahoma karate star turned action movie star turned tv star turned right-wing pariah Chuck Norris. Here's a photo from the ribbon cutting:
Sorry. Had to do it. As you probably know, back in the early days of the Internet, before blogs, social media, and millennials came along and ruined everything, the world wide web was a quiet, peaceful, harmonious place that people primarily used to watch porn, pay bills and read facts about Chuck Norris. As a result, it's now impossible for anyone in the media to write about Chuck Norris and not reference those facts.
For example, check out this News 9 report. They sent the one reporter who has every Chuck Norris movie on Betamax, VHS, DVD and Blu-ray to cover it – Steve "Whiskey Sweat" Shaw.