Imagine if, for one night only, Ree Drummond, the Pioneer Woman, were to come over to your unsightly urban hovel and cook an amazing dinner of country favorites, all deeply-fried and cheese-riddled comfort foods that would be the culinary equivalent of snuggling all through the cold night close to her warm rural bosom…if only dreams came true, right?
Slumber no more, my hungry one, because the Pioneer Woman, in association with, natch, Wal-Mart, has heard your tiresome pleas and come together to provide the unworthy sloths and sluggards of America a full menu of Pioneer Woman “Heat and Eat” meals, “fully loaded” and “made with love,” as the front of the box reads, complete in effective all-caps.