I don't have a problem with guns. I own them, my friends and family own them, and I'm sure my enemies own them. I also don't have a problem with nuts. They're delicious!
But gun nuts can get on my nerves. Especially ones like local goober Don Spencer (pictured above). His mission in life is to fight for the rights of authoritarian individuals with general insecurities, irrational fears and small penises to bring guns wherever they want, including tranquil, generally peaceful places where guns are banned, like parks, festivals and the Oklahoma City Zoo.
Via KFOR:
A second amendment rights group is challenging the Oklahoma City Zoo’s policy prohibiting guns.
Don Spencer is the president of the Oklahoma 2nd Amendment Association. He said they’ve been getting complaints from their members who can’t bring their guns into the zoo.
Really? You want to open carry at the Zoo? I have an idea. Why don't you just go to the GW Animal Park before it closes. That will save everyone a bunch of time and money. They definitely don't have a problem with guns. Just make sure you don't accidentally kill yourself!