I don't have a problem with guns. I own them, my friends and family own them, and I'm sure my enemies own them. I also don't have a problem with nuts. They're delicious!
But gun nuts can get on my nerves. Especially ones like local goober Don Spencer (pictured above). His mission in life is to fight for the rights of authoritarian individuals with general insecurities, irrational fears and small penises to bring guns wherever they want, including tranquil, generally peaceful places where guns are banned, like parks, festivals and the Oklahoma City Zoo.