In case you missed it, Tess Teague lost her job as the representative from House District 101 on election night in August. She was one of many from the Platform Caucus to lose in the runoff. The group got its name based upon the old and dated platform of beliefs they stood upon, and not the shoes Tess wears when she goes out with her friends on a Friday night.
Tess made news on this site and others for her SnapChats and other things. I have to say, I'm a little sad to see her go, but only because my Twitter DM inbox was always filled with messages from like 95% of local politicians and members of the press telling me all the shit she pulled. Now, without all these messages, it's gonna be a little lonely.
(Just kidding. My DM inbox is still full of dirt on local politicians, "celebs," members of the Twitterati, and business owners. Like, if you're reading this, I probably have enough information to do anything from destroy your career to make you moderately uncomfortable in polite company. It's a TLO writer perk.)
Anyway, I know how tough finding a job can be for millennials, especially in Oklahoma where we pretend white supremacy and the good ol' boy network is opportunity. So I thought I'd help a sister out. Here are 5 new careers for Tess Teague.
