Age 26 is such a strange time in life. According to Facebook, half of my peer group appears to have their paychecks directly deposited into the HiLo Club's bank account while the other half make biweekly 401K contributions and drive the speed limit on purpose. This is also the age where everyone around me seems to be getting married, including my friend Sarah. Last Saturday Sarah invited me and 11 other ladies to her bachelorette party in OKC. I didn't know what to expect, but by-God did I see a lot. Here are seven things I learned at a Bricktown bachelorette party!
Bachelorette parties love to decorate their brides
Like how monarchs wear crowns and jewels and dictators wear Oakley sunglasses, bachelorette parties also adorn their brides in ways that signal to outsiders that she is a very important person. While other bachelorette parties embellished their brides-to-be with pink, sparkly sashes and cute veil hair clips, our party honored the bachelorette with a necklace adorned with seven plastic penises, with the largest phallic pendant also serving as a whistle that was blown all night long.
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