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Here’s the Brony who banged the pony…

1:20 PM EDT on August 6, 2018

Last week, we told you about an unidentified utility worker who was caught having sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa. Since then, his identity and mugshot have been released.

Meet Tyler Joseph Schlosser:

That's interesting. I was expecting more of a stereotypical Brony with ribbons and cute little bows in his hair, not some guy who looks like has a rewards card to both Bass Pro and Cabela's. At the very least, you'd think there would be a splattering of glittery golden spraypaint residue over his goatee, kind of like that o the Golden Huffer.

Anyway, you can read more details about the arrest at The Daily Mail. Just like us, it's a reputable publication that enjoys shaming people who sexually abuse innocent animals. According to them, Schlosser blamed silly medications for his horseplay. I think it may have been Equineagra.

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