We have some sad news to report, Moles. Yesterday morning, 40 motorized Bird scooters popped up in various hot spots in and around downtown OKC, leaving local citizens, city workers and the local media confused and disoriented.
If you're not familiar with these two-wheeled parasites, check out this report from Vice News. It chronicles how the electric scooter sharing craze has grown from a strange millennial idea into a mainstream disruptive annoyance. Everyone in San Francisco who doesn't eat avocado toast for breakfast seems to hate them.