Hey! Did you guys know that Oklahoma legalized that medical jazz cabbage?! Even though the governor signed some nonsensical papers, lawsuits have been filed to prevent the changes to the state question that she's made. Mary Fallin isn't going to be known for accomplishing anything. She will, however, be known for letting her weird daughter live on the governor's mansion property in a trailer.
So, as dispensaries pop up all around town, schools are prepping for the inevitable influx of goofy asparagus when students get their hands on it. According to NewsOK.com: