Here in a few weeks, Oklahoma voters will cast their ballots on SQ 788 – a state question that, if passed, will legalize medical marijuana in the state, and in the process, turn Oklahoma into a dystopian, hedonistic hellhole where legal-aged, law-abiding adults will be able to use, based on a medical professional's recommendation, a non-lethal plant-based medicine to treat a wide variety of ailments ranging from seizures to stomach aches to severe boredom.
Naturally, letting people of all races, classes and nationalities do something that doesn't hurt or interfere with other people's lives is a very bad idea, and goes against the great draconian fabric of Oklahoma society. As a result, we thought it would be prudent and wise to share seven reasons why people should vote against SQ 788.