Welcome to Cal's Corner – a recurring look at Oklahoma politics featuring former Oklahoma State Rep and longtime TLO commenter Cal Hobson... or at least someone pretending to be Cal Hobson. We may never know the truth.
Sorry. It's Cal's Chronicle. Today I'm bringing you a brief compilation of reasons not to vote for five state incumbents who will appear for your rejection on the primary ballot June 26th. The competition for this dubious designation was intense and for those who didn't make the first cut please accept my apologies. Frankly, it's your own damn fault. You occasionally displayed the ability to find a rotunda bathroom without assistance, didn't always get lost going to your committee assignments, and on at least two occasions it is reliably reported by TLO moles you actually paid for your own lunch.