The world is a big, scary sort of place full of all kinds of people. And when you think about it, it's really hard to find the one person you're meant to be with. Like, sure, maybe some 95% of your friends married the person they knocked up/got knocked up by at church camp, but what about the rest of us?
Let's face it. The dating scene in Oklahoma in your thirties is straight up garbage. If you live in the OKC Metro, then you know everyone by two-degrees of separation or less. (And you pretty much can't go out to a bar without running into someone you've slept with.) And when you couple that with the way everyone got married super young, then divorced around 30, most of your options are people who have an absurd amount of kids and a lot of baggage from a previous relationship. (Don't freak out, single parents. I don't mind you dating. I do mind you hiding the fact that you have SEVEN CHILDREN UNTIL THE FIFTH DATE THOUGH.)