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Ogle Madness XI: Final Four

We started with a field of 68 people, places, and things that represent the purest elements of Oklahoma. Now, we're down to just four. Two of today's contestants will make it to the finals, the rest shall be mere footnotes to Ogle Madness history.

(1) Panhandling Teacher vs (5) Steven Adams

(3) Joe Exotic vs (6) Marla Morgan

In a pair of upsets that will go down as some of the most wild in this tournament's storied past, both Joe Exotic and Marla Morgan were able to overtake their much more qualified higher seeds. Call it luck, call it social media campaigns, whatever the reason – one of those two will be taking on another of Oklahoma's current darlings in the championship match on Monday.


(1) Panhandling Teacher

Last Round: Defeated (3) Olivia Munn 357-278

Who: Someone whose classroom doesn’t have school supplies

Biggest Strength: The only panhandler most people will tolerate

Biggest Weakness: Can’t afford a box of Crayolas


(5) Steven Adams

Last Round: Defeated (11) Hillbilly Rednecks 520-161

Who: Starting center for the OKC Thunder

Biggest Strength: Charming wit, also his biceps

Biggest Weakness: Low-key plays dirty sometimes


(3) Joe Exotic

Last Round: Defeated (1) Russell Westbrook 867-423

Who: Gubernatorial candidate

Biggest Strength: Commands an army of tigers

Biggest Weakness: Needs to cut the mullet


(6) Marla Morgan

Last Round: Defeated (1) Joleen Chaney 563-343

Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife

Biggest Strength: Voluntarily sending Patrick bikini pics

Biggest Weakness: Her husband wears flashier clothes

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