We started with a field of 68 people, places, and things that represent the purest elements of Oklahoma. Now, we're down to just four. Two of today's contestants will make it to the finals, the rest shall be mere footnotes to Ogle Madness history.
(1) Panhandling Teacher vs (5) Steven Adams
(3) Joe Exotic vs (6) Marla Morgan
In a pair of upsets that will go down as some of the most wild in this tournament's storied past, both Joe Exotic and Marla Morgan were able to overtake their much more qualified higher seeds. Call it luck, call it social media campaigns, whatever the reason – one of those two will be taking on another of Oklahoma's current darlings in the championship match on Monday.
Vote:
(1) Panhandling Teacher
Last Round: Defeated (3) Olivia Munn 357-278
Who: Someone whose classroom doesn’t have school supplies
Biggest Strength: The only panhandler most people will tolerate
Biggest Weakness: Can’t afford a box of Crayolas
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(5) Steven Adams
Last Round: Defeated (11) Hillbilly Rednecks 520-161
Who: Starting center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Charming wit, also his biceps
Biggest Weakness: Low-key plays dirty sometimes
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(3) Joe Exotic
Last Round: Defeated (1) Russell Westbrook 867-423
Who: Gubernatorial candidate
Biggest Strength: Commands an army of tigers
Biggest Weakness: Needs to cut the mullet
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(6) Marla Morgan
Last Round: Defeated (1) Joleen Chaney 563-343
Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife
Biggest Strength: Voluntarily sending Patrick bikini pics
Biggest Weakness: Her husband wears flashier clothes
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