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Ogle Madness XI: South Region, Sweet Sixteen

5:39 AM EDT on March 22, 2018

Ogle Madness XI Sweet Sixteen continues on today, with the South and North Regions being represented. No major upsets this morning, other than Abigail Ogle getting tossed out in the second round. She'll run the world someday, but not quite yet...

Here's this morning's matches:

(1) Russell Westbrook vs (5) STD Mobile
(2) Brenton Hager vs (3) Joe Exotic

Keep those votes rolling down below:

(1) Russell Westbrook

Second Round: Defeated (9) Plaza District 406-105

Who: Reigning NBA MVP point guard for the OKC Thunder

Biggest Strength: Triple doubles

Biggest Weakness: All of his clothes seem to have holes in them

(5) STD Mobile

Second Round: Defeated (4) Abigail Ogle 295-217

Who: Chevy Captiva with an unfortunate license plate

Biggest Strength: Knows how to party

Biggest Weakness: Will eventually go blind from the syphilis

(2) Brenton Hager

Second Round: Defeated (7) Colonel Reba Sanders 287-215

Who: Real-life GTA superstar

Biggest Strength: Exploiting the handling skills of a Ford F-250

Biggest Weakness: Klepto for cars

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