Today is the last leg of the Sweet Sixteen for this year's Ogle Madness XI. We've got a few upsets, including Marla Morgan overtaking Gary England in an incredible coup. This is perfect, because Marla emailed a new photo to Patrick that she wants included. Please vote for her for this reason alone, we need all the exclusive content we can get.
Anyways, here's who we're voting on this afternoon:
(1) Joleen Chaney vs (5) Medical Marijuana
(2) Baker Mayfield vs (6) Marla Morgan
(1) Joleen Chaney
Second Round: Defeated (9) Potholes 403-197
Who: KFOR news anchor
Biggest Strength: Anchors three whole newscasts throughout the day
Biggest Weakness: Watermelon seeds
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(5) Medical Marijuana
Second Round: Defeated (4) Carrie Underwood 392-178
Who: Harmless drugs that may become legalized by our ballot this June
Biggest Strength: Eases many diseases, also gets you high
Biggest Weakness: Munchies
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(6) Marla Morgan
Second Round: Defeated (3) Gary England 365-210
Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife
Biggest Strength: Voluntarily sending Patrick bikini pics
Biggest Weakness: Her husband wears flashier clothes
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(2) Baker Mayfield
Second Round: Defeated (7) Classen Circle Protesters 364-229
Who: OU quarterback
Biggest Strength: Elite production, efficiency, and disrespect
Biggest Weakness: Can’t hold his liquor
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