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Ogle Madness XI: West Region, Sweet Sixteen

8:22 AM EDT on March 21, 2018

The field is beginning to severely thin out as we enter the Sweet Sixteen of Ogle Madness. The second round of the West Region saw a few upsets, such as Trae Young being bounced out from his second tournament in the last week.

Here's who's left:

(1) Emily Sutton vs (5) Steven Adams
(7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand vs (11) Hillbilly Rednecks

Let's go to the polls:

(1) Emily Sutton

Second Round: Defeated (8) Damon Lane 312-103

Who: Severe Weather Princess

Biggest Strength: Filling the Gary England-size hole in our hearts

Biggest Weakness: Large athleisure wardrobe

(5) Steven Adams

Second Round: Defeated (13) New Streetcar 339-70

Who: Starting center for the OKC Thunder

Biggest Strength: Charming wit, also his biceps

Biggest Weakness: Low-key plays dirty sometimes

(7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand

Second Round: Defeated (2) Darci Lynne Farmer 221-188

Who: Tubed meat purveyor in downtown OKC

Biggest Strength: Irritating the sensitivity police 

Biggest Weakness: T-shirt designs

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(11) Hillbilly Rednecks

Second Round: Defeated (3) Trae Young 215-198

Who: Backwoods, gun-toting rednecks you don’t want to mess with

Biggest Strength: Belly Tattoos

Biggest Weakness: Math and reading

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