The field is beginning to severely thin out as we enter the Sweet Sixteen of Ogle Madness. The second round of the West Region saw a few upsets, such as Trae Young being bounced out from his second tournament in the last week.
Here's who's left:
(1) Emily Sutton vs (5) Steven Adams
(7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand vs (11) Hillbilly Rednecks
Let's go to the polls:
(1) Emily Sutton
Second Round: Defeated (8) Damon Lane 312-103
Who: Severe Weather Princess
Biggest Strength: Filling the Gary England-size hole in our hearts
Biggest Weakness: Large athleisure wardrobe
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(5) Steven Adams
Second Round: Defeated (13) New Streetcar 339-70
Who: Starting center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Charming wit, also his biceps
Biggest Weakness: Low-key plays dirty sometimes
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(7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand
Second Round: Defeated (2) Darci Lynne Farmer 221-188
Who: Tubed meat purveyor in downtown OKC
Biggest Strength: Irritating the sensitivity police
Biggest Weakness: T-shirt designs
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(11) Hillbilly Rednecks
Second Round: Defeated (3) Trae Young 215-198
Who: Backwoods, gun-toting rednecks you don’t want to mess with
Biggest Strength: Belly Tattoos
Biggest Weakness: Math and reading
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