Ogle Madness XI is starting to heat up as we move into the Sweet Sixteen! We've witnessed a few upsets by now, so hopefully your bracket isn't too busted up already. Let's look at our East Region combatants for this morning, and make sure to stay tuned for this afternoon's West Region matches:
(1) Panhandling Teacher vs (5) Quail Creek F*ck and Float
(3) Olivia Munn vs (7) Windmills
(1) Panhandling Teacher
Second Round: Defeated (8) Mick Cornett 413-162
Who: Someone whose classroom doesn’t have school supplies
Biggest Strength: The only panhandler most people will tolerate
Biggest Weakness: Can’t afford a box of Crayolas
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(5) Quail Creek Fuck and Float
Second Round: Defeated (4) Weather Dongs 291-279
Who: Unfortunately typefaced flier
Biggest Strength: Great idea for a Pornhub search query
Biggest Weakness: False advertising
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(3) Olivia Munn
Second Round: Defeated (6) Hipster Bicycle Woman 373-203
Who: Hollywood actress from Oklahoma City
Biggest Strength: Might actually have superpowers from being in more than one comic book action movies
Biggest Weaknesses: Is a cosplay nerd
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(7) Windmills
Second Round: Defeated (2) Barbie Doll 365-208
Who: Massive turbines that cover the Oklahoma countryside
Biggest Strength: Provide clean and renewable energy
Biggest Weaknesses: They can’t do anything else, like cause earthquakes
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