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Ogle Madness XI: East Region, Sweet Sixteen

5:04 AM EDT on March 21, 2018

Ogle Madness XI is starting to heat up as we move into the Sweet Sixteen! We've witnessed a few upsets by now, so hopefully your bracket isn't too busted up already. Let's look at our East Region combatants for this morning, and make sure to stay tuned for this afternoon's West Region matches:

(1) Panhandling Teacher vs (5) Quail Creek F*ck and Float
(3) Olivia Munn vs (7) Windmills

(1) Panhandling Teacher

Second Round: Defeated (8) Mick Cornett 413-162

Who: Someone whose classroom doesn’t have school supplies

Biggest Strength: The only panhandler most people will tolerate

Biggest Weakness: Can’t afford a box of Crayolas

(5) Quail Creek Fuck and Float

Second Round: Defeated (4) Weather Dongs 291-279

Who: Unfortunately typefaced flier

Biggest Strength: Great idea for a Pornhub search query

Biggest Weakness: False advertising

(3) Olivia Munn

Second Round: Defeated (6) Hipster Bicycle Woman 373-203

Who: Hollywood actress from Oklahoma City

Biggest Strength: Might actually have superpowers from being in more than one comic book action movies

Biggest Weaknesses: Is a cosplay nerd

(7) Windmills

Second Round: Defeated (2) Barbie Doll 365-208

Who: Massive turbines that cover the Oklahoma countryside

Biggest Strength: Provide clean and renewable energy

Biggest Weaknesses: They can’t do anything else, like cause earthquakes

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