We're trucking on through the second round of Ogle Madness XI today. This morning, we vote on the South region, and we'll be back this afternoon to decide the fate the North region. Here are the contestants:
(1) Russell Westbrook vs (9) Plaza District
(4) Abigail Ogle vs (5) STD Mobile
(3) Joe Exotic vs (6) Commando Cartwheel Sub
(2) Brenton Hager vs (7) Colonel Reba Sanders
Vote down below!
(1) Russell Westbrook
Round One: Defeated (16) Nazi Police Chief 437-43
Who: Reigning NBA MVP point guard for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Triple doubles
Biggest Weakness: All of his clothes seem to have holes in them
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(9) Plaza District
Round One: Defeated (8) Paseo 273-197
Who: Hipster neighborhood
Biggest Strength: Best concentration of places to eat and drink in the area
Biggest Weakness: Rent is getting very not-cheap
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(4) Abigail Ogle
Round One: Defeated (13) Ole Red 284-192
Who: KOCO evening news anchor
Biggest Strength: Member of the Ogle Dynasty
Biggest Weakness: Too many fake Twitter followers
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(5) STD Mobile
Round One: Defeated (15) Jim Bridenstine 406-67
Who: Chevy Captiva with an unfortunate license plate
Biggest Strength: Knows how to party
Biggest Weakness: Will eventually go blind from the syphilis
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(3) Joe Exotic
Round One: Defeated (11) Oklahoma Department of Health 345-149
Who: Gubernatorial candidate
Biggest Strength: Commands an army of tigers
Biggest Weakness: Needs to cut the mullet
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(6) Commando Cartwheel Sub
Round One: Defeated (11) Scott Pruitt 391-102
Who: Substitute teacher/sex offender
Biggest Strength: Still limber in her 30’s
Biggest Weakness: Too old for cheer try-outs
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(2) Brenton Hager
Round One: Defeated (15) Rob Stanley 426-64
Who: Real-life GTA superstar
Biggest Strength: Exploiting the handling skills of a Ford F-250
Biggest Weakness: Klepto for cars
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(7) Colonel Reba Sanders
Round One: Defeated (10) Hipster Boo Boo 316-176
Who: Beloved Oklahoman country singer dressed as Colonel Sanders
Biggest Strength: Strangely sexy for a southern gentleman
Biggest Weakness: Still hasn’t been told what the 11 secret herbs & spices are
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