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Ogle Madness XI: North Region, Second Round

2:13 PM EDT on March 20, 2018

It's our last leg of the second round before moving on to the Sweet 16 tomorrow! This afternoon, we're going to battle it out in the North Region with the following match-ups:

(1) Joleen Chaney vs (9) Potholes
(4) Carrie Underwood vs. (5) Medical Marijuana
(2) Baker Mayfield vs (7) Classen Circle Protesters
(3) Gary England vs (6) Marla Morgan

Make your voice heard in the votes down below:

(1) Joleen Chaney

Round One: Defeated (16) Ralph Shortey 402-69

Who: KFOR news anchor

Biggest Strength: Anchors three whole newscasts throughout the day

Biggest Weakness: Watermelon seeds

(9) Potholes

Round One: Defeated (8) David Holt 303-159

Who: Crevices in our street’s aging asphalt

Biggest Strength: Can fell even a big pick-up truck with a plastic nutsack

Biggest Weakness: Cheaply covered up with an even more destructive patch job

(4) Carrie Underwood

Round One: Defeated (13) Aaron Tuttle 342-119

Who: Mega country pop diva

Biggest Strength: Digging her keys into the side of your pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

Biggest Weakness: Married a hockey player, which is like the least-Oklahoman athlete

(5) Medical Marijuana

Round One: (12) Greg Mashburn 410-54

Who: Harmless drugs that may become legalized by our ballot this June

Biggest Strength: Eases many diseases, also gets you high

Biggest Weakness: Munchies



(3) Gary England

Round One: Defeated (14) Ackerman McQueen 382-66

Who: Oklahoma’s weather Yoda

Biggest Strength: He used to keep us advised

Biggest Weakness: Now he just goes on extremely Conservative tangents on Twitter


(6) Marla Morgan

Round One: Defeated (11) Hot Wife Chloe 285-187

Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife

Biggest Strength: Voluntarily sending Patrick bikini pics

Biggest Weakness: Her husband wears flashier clothes

(2) Baker Mayfield

Round One: Defeated (15) Preston Doerflinger 355-97

Who: OU quarterback

Biggest Strength: Elite production, efficiency, and disrespect

Biggest Weakness: Can’t hold his liquor

(7) Classen Circle Protesters

Round One: Defeated (10) Braum's New Hamburgers 318-132

Who: Old drunks who didn’t want the Hi-Lo torn down

Biggest Strength: Can harness power in numbers and strong well drinks

Biggest Weakness: Delirium tremens

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