It's our last leg of the second round before moving on to the Sweet 16 tomorrow! This afternoon, we're going to battle it out in the North Region with the following match-ups:
(1) Joleen Chaney vs (9) Potholes
(4) Carrie Underwood vs. (5) Medical Marijuana
(2) Baker Mayfield vs (7) Classen Circle Protesters
(3) Gary England vs (6) Marla Morgan
Make your voice heard in the votes down below:
(1) Joleen Chaney
Round One: Defeated (16) Ralph Shortey 402-69
Who: KFOR news anchor
Biggest Strength: Anchors three whole newscasts throughout the day
Biggest Weakness: Watermelon seeds
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(9) Potholes
Round One: Defeated (8) David Holt 303-159
Who: Crevices in our street’s aging asphalt
Biggest Strength: Can fell even a big pick-up truck with a plastic nutsack
Biggest Weakness: Cheaply covered up with an even more destructive patch job
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(4) Carrie Underwood
Round One: Defeated (13) Aaron Tuttle 342-119
Who: Mega country pop diva
Biggest Strength: Digging her keys into the side of your pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Biggest Weakness: Married a hockey player, which is like the least-Oklahoman athlete
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(5) Medical Marijuana
Round One: (12) Greg Mashburn 410-54
Who: Harmless drugs that may become legalized by our ballot this June
Biggest Strength: Eases many diseases, also gets you high
Biggest Weakness: Munchies
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(3) Gary England
Round One: Defeated (14) Ackerman McQueen 382-66
Who: Oklahoma’s weather Yoda
Biggest Strength: He used to keep us advised
Biggest Weakness: Now he just goes on extremely Conservative tangents on Twitter
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(6) Marla Morgan
Round One: Defeated (11) Hot Wife Chloe 285-187
Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife
Biggest Strength: Voluntarily sending Patrick bikini pics
Biggest Weakness: Her husband wears flashier clothes
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(2) Baker Mayfield
Round One: Defeated (15) Preston Doerflinger 355-97
Who: OU quarterback
Biggest Strength: Elite production, efficiency, and disrespect
Biggest Weakness: Can’t hold his liquor
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(7) Classen Circle Protesters
Round One: Defeated (10) Braum's New Hamburgers 318-132
Who: Old drunks who didn’t want the Hi-Lo torn down
Biggest Strength: Can harness power in numbers and strong well drinks
Biggest Weakness: Delirium tremens
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