Now we're on the last section of this first round – the Lower Bracket of the North Region. We've got some classic (and former Ogle Madness Winners) here, plus a few newcomers and play-in entrants. Check out the players:
(6) Marla Morgan vs (11) Hot Wife Chloe
(3) Gary England vs (14) Ackerman McQueen
(7) Classen Circle Protesters vs (10) Braum's New Hamburgers
(2) Baker Mayfield vs (15) Preston Doerflinger
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(6) Marla Morgan
Who: Mike Morgan's hot wife
Biggest Strength: Voluntarily sending Patrick bikini pics
Biggest Weakness: Her husband wears flashier clothes
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(11) Hot Wife Chloe
Who She Is: Porn character who starred on Jason Reese's campaign finance report
Biggest Strength: Submission
Biggest Weakness: Needs to be punished
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(3) Gary England
Who: Oklahoma's weather Yoda
Biggest Strength: He used to keep us advised
Biggest Weakness: Now he just goes on extremely Conservative tangents on Twitter
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(14) Ackerman McQueen
Who: Elite Oklahoman ad agency
Biggest Strength: Makes money from just about everyone with money in Oklahoma
Biggest Weakness: Also makes money from helping the NRA
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(7) Classen Circle Protesters
Who: Old drunks who didn't want the Hi-Lo torn down
Biggest Strength: Can harness power in numbers and strong well drinks
Biggest Weakness: Delirium tremens
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(10) Braum's New Hamburgers
Who: 8% smaller burger
Biggest Strength: Leaves more room for that high-protein milkshake
Biggest Weakness: Throws off the whole meat to bun ratio
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(2) Baker Mayfield
Who: OU quarterback
Biggest Strength: Elite production, efficiency, and disrespect
Biggest Weakness: Can't hold his liquor
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(15) Preston Doerflinger
Who: Former Oklahoma Finance Director
Biggest Strength: Doing Mary Fallin's dirty work
Biggest Weakness: Domestic abuser
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