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Ogle Madness XI: North Region, Lower Bracket

11:04 AM EDT on March 16, 2018

Now we're on the last section of this first round – the Lower Bracket of the North Region. We've got some classic (and former Ogle Madness Winners) here, plus a few newcomers and play-in entrants. Check out the players:

(6) Marla Morgan vs (11) Hot Wife Chloe
(3) Gary England vs (14) Ackerman McQueen
(7) Classen Circle Protesters vs (10) Braum's New Hamburgers
(2) Baker Mayfield vs (15) Preston Doerflinger

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(6) Marla Morgan

Who: Mike Morgan's hot wife

Biggest Strength: Voluntarily sending Patrick bikini pics

Biggest Weakness: Her husband wears flashier clothes

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(11) Hot Wife Chloe

Who She Is: Porn character who starred on Jason Reese's campaign finance report

Biggest Strength: Submission

Biggest Weakness: Needs to be punished

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(3) Gary England

Who: Oklahoma's weather Yoda

Biggest Strength: He used to keep us advised

Biggest Weakness: Now he just goes on extremely Conservative tangents on Twitter

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(14) Ackerman McQueen

Who: Elite Oklahoman ad agency

Biggest Strength: Makes money from just about everyone with money in Oklahoma

Biggest Weakness: Also makes money from helping the NRA

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(7) Classen Circle Protesters

Who: Old drunks who didn't want the Hi-Lo torn down

Biggest Strength: Can harness power in numbers and strong well drinks

Biggest Weakness: Delirium tremens

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(10) Braum's New Hamburgers

Who: 8% smaller burger

Biggest Strength: Leaves more room for that high-protein milkshake

Biggest Weakness: Throws off the whole meat to bun ratio

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(2) Baker Mayfield

Who: OU quarterback

Biggest Strength: Elite production, efficiency, and disrespect

Biggest Weakness: Can't hold his liquor

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(15) Preston Doerflinger

Who: Former Oklahoma Finance Director

Biggest Strength: Doing Mary Fallin's dirty work

Biggest Weakness: Domestic abuser

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