Last night, to much fan-fair and trumpeting, we unveiled the Ogle Madness XI Bracket. You can view it here. Remember to email your championship pick to OgleMadness@gmail.com and you can possibly win a $250 feast to Fassler Hall.
Before the madness kicks into gear tomorrow morning, we have some play-in games for the last four remaining spots into the field. They are being played at the Super 8 Motel off I-35 in Moore:
Play-In Game 1: (11) Hillbilly Rednecks vs. (11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs
Play-In Game 2: (11) Jason Reese vs. (11) Hot Wife Chloe
Play-In Game 3: (16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude vs. (16) Vaseline Thong Man
Play-In Game 4: (16) Oklahoman Editorial Board vs. (16) Ralph Shortey
Those are some tough decisions. Can Jason Reese put Hot Wife Chloe behind him? Will Dirty Magazine Dude's armor hold up? What will Ralph Shortey do to the Oklahoman Editorial Board? Vote after the jump!
(11) Hillbilly Rednecks vs. (11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs
(11) Hillbilly Rednecks
Who They Are: Backwoods, gun-toting rednecks you don't want to mess with
Biggest Strength: Belly Tattoos
Biggest Weakness: Math and reading
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(11) OSU Motorcycle Brahs
Who They Are: Guys who messed with backwoods gun-toting rednecks
Biggest Strength: Making you never want to ride a motorcycle
Biggest Weakness: Picking people to mess with
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(11) Jason Reese vs. (11) Hot Wife Chloe
(11) Jason Reese
Who He Is: Aspiring lawmaker who needs to pay better attention to details
Biggest Strength: Going on television and denying he tries to write off porn as a legitimate campaign expense
Biggest Weakness: Lying about porn habits
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(11) Hot Wife Chloe
Who She Is: Porn character who starred on Jason Reese's campaign finance report
Biggest Strength: Submission
Biggest Weakness: Needs to be punished
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(16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude vs. (16) Vaseline Thong Man
(16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude
Who He Is: Man who wore body armor made out of dirty magazines to confront trailer park neighbor
Biggest Strength: Choice in magazine subscriptions
Biggest Weakness: Sticky body armor
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(16) Vaseline Thong Man
Who He Is: Man who was caught cruising the streets of Garfield County wearing a thong and covered in Vaseline
Biggest Strength: Moisture-rich skin
Biggest Weakness: Sticky car seats
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(16) Oklahoman Editorial Board vs. (16) Ralph Shortey
(16) Oklahoman Editorial Board
Who They Are: All-white group of men (and one rich lady) who share draconian, right-wing views in the state's largest newspaper.
Biggest Strength: Being on the wrong side of history
Biggest Weakness: Retaining influence
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(16) Ralph Shortey
Who He Is: Disgraced former lawmaker
Biggest Strength: Hypocrisy
Biggest Weakness: 17-year-old male prostitutes
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