The state of Oklahoma is getting so repeatedly schtupped by our brazen lawmakers that they might as well turn on a video camera, record it and sell it down at DW’s in Texas for drifters, lonely truckers and other people who haven't heard of the Internet.
To help our lawmakers get started on this endeavor, Patrick and I came up with a list of possible porn star stage names for Oklahoma lawmakers. At the very least, Oklahoma students and teachers will know how to address letters as they continue to take a pounding in the classroom: